I never really post memes. But this is fucking hilarious.
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Blonde haired asshat pretends to be legendary hero and breaks everyones pottery
An awkward and slightly overweight young baseball player can move shit around without his hands. His mom is irresponsible and his dog is a pussy.
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Me (left) and my best friend Hayley (right) decided to get “meet me in montauk” on a whim after joking about it for a while. We’re both obsessed with the movie Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and how it’s about forgetting and restarting. Also, another reason is that our favorite band is Bayside and because of their song “Montauk.” Done by Timmy Ickes at Paragon Tattoo in Altoona, PA.
And not a single Circa Survive was mentioned that day.
Fab 5 Freddy,Spike Lee, Basquiat & Andy Warhol
holyyy, this pic is like…amazing.
Have I ever talked about how much I hate Andy Warhol as an artist?
Remember that time we read Andy Warhol quotes and laughed?
What a dumb bitch.
Do you remember how we talked shit about his “art” EVERYDAY?
- “Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery.”
- “Beauty is a sign of intelligence.”
- “I had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my eyebrows.”
- “I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumours to my dogs.”
- “I am a deeply superficial person.”
- “I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They’re beautiful. Everybody’s plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic.”
- “I never think that people die. They just go to department stores.”
- “I never understood why when you died, you didn’t just vanish, everything could just keep going on the way it was only you just wouldn’t be there. I always thought I’d like my own tombstone to be blank. No epitaph, and no name. Well, actually, I’d like it to say ‘figment.’”
- “I’d asked around 10 or 15 people for suggestions. Finally one lady friend asked the right question, ‘Well, what do you love most?’ That’s how I started painting money.”
- “Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art.”
- “Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they’ll just have to learn how to be babies longer.”
- “The most exciting thing is not doing it. If you fall in love with someone and never do it, it’s much more exciting.”
- “What’s great about this country is that America started the tradition where the richest consumers buy essentially the same things as the poorest.”
- “When I got my first television set, I stopped caring so much about having close relationships.”
- “It’s not what you are that counts, it’s what they think you are.”
- “You have to do stuff that average people don’t understand because those are the only good things.”
- “People’s fantasies are what give them problems. If you didn’t have fantasies you wouldn’t have problems because you’d just take whatever was there.”
- “When I look around today, the biggest anachronism I see is pregnancy. I just can’t believe that people are still pregnant.”
- “Why do people spend their time being sad when they could be happy?”
- “I just do art because I’m ugly and there’s nothing else for me to do.”
What an asshole.
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I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box :)
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear anyone,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Dear girlfriend,
Dear boyfriend,
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